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[baenyth]

Bethany's Bizarre Miraculous Reviews Episode 6-1: Climatiqueen

WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK, BABY!!! LET'S GO! NEW ARTSTYLE! NEW TECHNOLOGY! MARINETTE IS FUCKED! LET'S HOPE SOME SHITTY RELATIONSHIPS BREAK UP SOONER RATHER THAN LATER!

Alright, since we're starting off with her, let's just get this out of the way: they fucked up Rose's hair. I'm fine with everything else about her, her clothes, her makeup, I can look her in the eyes, etc. Her hairstyle went from Miki Kaoru with an ahoge to Ellen Degeneres. That is a downgrade. And apparently a future episode is making Evangelion theory stronger than ever! Why are we abandoning Eva's lesbian sister at the same time!?

And Chloe. Although I don't think that's actually her, but what's the point of making her a strong prominent social media figure after her Swan Song? Wasn't the whole point that she was destroyed? Ruined? Given a punishment straight from one of Miraculous' most infamous salt fics? Why is she suddenly on top again? The peoples of Paris literally celebrated her downfall! Was this damage control after how horribly her swan song was received? I hate shitty damage control like this. Either commit wholeheartedly on your terrible actions or do a complete undo and give her an actual redemption arc.

Oh the afro though? Swag.

Plagg wants to tell him so badly. Do it! Better you than Lilamoth!

Oh hey. Juleka's pretty high on his contacts. I wonder what that's about.

Damn bitch, you live like this?

And we've finally made it to the new title. I like how they took the complaints that people know Marinette's secret by giving her a new, absolutely horrendous secret.

Candace behavior

Depression

Adrien's complimenting dad's shitty-ass pancakes. This is what Marinette has wrought with her misinformation.

Tell it how it is, Nathalie.

With freedom comes depression. With schedules comes anxiety.

You know what? Based Gorilla.

Gina lore!

Like how Adrien is a passion for you, Marinette?

Is that Lila?

Surprise trashcan!

Man, Algae's cooking, not to mention akumatization prevention superstition!

On the subject of Algae, it irks me that they can design such a good goth/emo(?) character but janked up Juleka's hair. The undercut doesn't fit her. She's not that punk. She's mostly goth. Goth is about being weird and creepy while punk is about societal revolution. Mylene's more punk than Juleka. Give Mylene the undercut. If you want to show both of Juleka's eyes, give her the hairpin from Reflekdoll! I'm okay with everything else though, for the most part.

Wait, no. Manipulative behavior. I can see why people think she's Lila.

This is reminding me of the one fic by Buggachat. More specifically the scene where Adrien tries out all sorts of new things and immediately ditches them because he's not perfect on the first try. That was good.

Spreading misinformation

Adrien sounds so depressed. Holy hell.

Damn, Lilamoth is surreal and sinister.

And the transformation is so nasty-looking too!

I will say though, they fixed Ondine. She looks so good and has clothes that aren't a swimsuit!

The design is a major glow-up, plus the powers are one of the funniest applications of mind control I've seen!

Big fan of platonic Ladynoir banter

The train lmao

Such a polite villain!

Also I have to say, I love the noises Climatiqueen's powers make. Good noises.

Damn, Markov's been shrunk. Reduced.

Ah, new summoning animation. Was the whole summoning thing based off of the Alliance Rings?

Also Pegasus now has infinite portals? Isn't this supposed to be episode 1? I can understand if you're doing an in medias res thing like in season 1 but didn't everyone gain infinite powers in episode 11 from what I've heard?

That Cataclysm animation was so peak! The animation is great now!

A-Aurora Borealis!?

Oh hey! Double Rainbow! I remember that meme!

So are those, like, the other heroes?

And now "why are you running!?" A lot of coincidental meme references?

And there she is. The girl. Adrien's finding passion.

Alright, first episode. I'm guessing they're waiting until later for the introduction like in season 1? Also Adrien seems codependent on Marinette. That ain't healthy. Doesn't he have other friends? I guess he's befriending Sublime,

As for the two new gimmicks for these reviews, the Axes of Funk and the Bingo Chart, nothing of importance really happened, so all I have is the free space:

Meanwhile for the axes of funk Climatiqueen was drippy as hell and although the social media thing didn't really fit into the weather theming, it was at least funky. Definite top right.

[supd00dle]

Had me cackling.

[soliusss]

why did he do this

[momentomori24]

I can't get over how Shadow needed Rouge bribing him with a fucking spaceship to reluctantly attend Sonic's birthday party, but for Amy's birthday he not only went willingly but got all decked out in a costume, played along with the murder mystery game, went through lengths to get her tickets to her favourite band as a surprise present and agreed to go to the concert with her afterwards even tho he doesn't listen to their music to boot. Either Amy is a different kind of special or Sonic is just a different kind of "not worth it" lmao

Ok, this blew up more than expected so while y'all are here please consider helping out these guys!

[silverware-and-ceremics]

mute autistic metal sonic

selective mutism autistic shadow

ADHD loud mouth sonic

OCD verbally explaing her intrustive thoughts amy

[0vergrowngraveyard]

I figure Amy is immediately the next person after Sonic to support Tails after that stream, like how she was the first to get pissed on his behalf when Wave insulted his Extreme Gear

sonic, amy, and knuckles are all playing rock paper scissors for who gets to turn orbot into scrap metal <3

[reashot]

Dr. DisJaune.

Jaune: Wow. I just reached 1 million subscribers on YouTube.

I can't wait to tell this to my beautiful wife and kids.

Life can only go better from here.

Yes sir. I have everything I ever wanted. The love of my family. My fans and the entire streaming community.

There's absolutely no way for me to throw everything I worked for some really dumb decisions.

<Ruby enters the chat>

Ruby: Hey daddy you want to do some spicy RP with me? 🥵

Jaune: ....

A Few Moments Later...

[strqyr]

genuine question: do people want bad, inconsistent writing? is that it? because that's the only way "taiyang is and always has been a horrible father and yang had to raise ruby all on her own and she resent him for it" makes any damn sense.

like. where's the resentment?

where is yang, while happy that ruby is one step closer to achieving her lifelong dream, feeling just slightly frustrated that she's once again sharing a room with her sister, when going to beacon was supposed to be a place just for her for at least two years without having to watch after ruby and feel guilty over it?

where's the resentment when tai sent zwei to the girls to be taken care of while he's away on a mission, placing that responsibility on yang again? why show yang instead being flippant about the whole ordeal, and shrugging it off like it's nothing, being ready to leave zwei alone in the dorm room for the week they're away because he has the absurd amount of food and a can opener tai provided them?

where's yang bringing up how she had to apparently grow up early because tai wasn't there, when she wanted to be treated like an adult?

where's the resentment when yang was about to leave home under the assumption it was her keeping her father from going after ruby, only to find out he isn't coming with her, once again leaving the responsibility of taking care of ruby on her shoulders?

because the show i watched, it doesn't exist. to even remotely get to that point you'd have to ignore ruby talking about their dad in a way that makes it clear he was present and raising them, you'd have to ignore yang having to wait for him to be out of the house to leave herself once again proving he was present and attentive of them, you'd have to ignore ruby's first happy memory being from that same time period (and with no corresponding sad memory to counter it), you'd have to ignore him reading them bedtime stories and taking them out for boba after school, making sure he's spending time with them even when he's busy with work.

you'd have to ignore that both yang and ruby have a good relationship with their father.

that is not to say tai doesn't have his flaws—every damn character in this show does—, but that's exactly what V4 is about. the rift that existed between yang and taiyang was his refusal to talk about raven and doing his best to prevent her from looking for her. that's it. just compare the difference in tone between yang's "oh, so now we can talk about her?" and "i don't know. some things you just need to be there for." and it's clear as a day where the resentment actually lies.

therein lies the core of the arc between yang and tai, and like many issues between characters in this show, it gets resolved: for the first time ever, he properly talks with yang about raven, and when yang is about to leave, he doesn't try to stop her like he has before; instead, he asks her where she's going, and gives information that might help make her journey easier.

if they intended there to be any lingering resentment from yang, 'boba' was not the way to do it. we know what yang's resentment looks like: anger, snappiness, the like. it's not quiet, almost somber.

they could have written yang treating tai's absence in vacuo as something she has come to expect from him, but they didn't; instead, she wonders why, because she can't fathom what could be more important for their father than being there, in vacuo, with them.

and that alone comes as validation for everyone who has wondered the same: why is tai staying in patch when everyone else is on the move? this is a character we're first properly introduced to as a father who has fallen asleep by his daughter's bedside waiting for her to wake up, a father who is almost brought to tears by relief that both of his daughters are back home and safe.

a father we last saw being absolutely desperate for his daughter to come back on screen when ruby's message cut short.

and beyond brings a sledgehammer and says yes, it is odd that taiyang hasn't left home to be by his daughters' side. wonder why that is, must be something important, wink wink ;)

and if you ask me, that sounds like a pretty damn good "long con", and damn good writing.

[amyrosedaily]

Day 29: Caught you!

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[redr0sewrites]

🥀About The Alastor Reqs...🥀

yall im kinda at a standstill on the alastor reqs in my inbox rn bc i have gotten a few alastor smut requests and i lowkey don't know how to handle them im sorry 😭 i promise i'll be posting some more alastor stuff soon but im just working out how to respectfully write alastor smut, bc i dont want to be disrespectful

ik ace people can still have sex and enjoy sex, but i also want to be respectful to ace people who are sex repulsed and to alastor's identity in general. as an allosexual person i just want to be supportive the best i can, but i also do want to write these requests too

if any aroace peeps (or anyone in the asexual community in general) would want to be a beta reader or basically just look at my alastor fics before i post them, pls feel free to reply to this post or shoot me an ask- i just really want to make sure that i'm not overstepping or being disrespectful, cuz i love alastor and his character, and i wouldn't want to stray away from his asexual identity just for the sake of writing smut

sorry this got so wordy, but hope yall at least kinda understand what im saying ???? (also tiny side note this is not meant to be derogatory to anyone who sent in alastor smut reqs i promise im not upset w anyone! im just trying to take my time and do the research- i will still write them to the best of my ability, but i WILL be writing from the perspective that alastor is in the asexual community- whether that be demi-sexual or an asexual who isn't sex repulsed, or anything in between)

[baenyth]

Bethany's Bizarre Miraculous Reviews Episode 6-4: Daddycop

Alright, Sabrina Focus Episode! And Zoe might get something! Funny ass episode name!

Oh hey! It's fake Chloe!

Damn, they're adding on the Chlobrina subtext. Also who made the Queen Bee action figure?

I forgot how bald Officer Roger is, lmao.

Oh. She lied. Of course she lied.

Hm. Jupiter. According to my cosmic theory that's Marinette.

Special privileges from the mayor? What if Marinette ended up becoming Chloe 2.0? That would be a fun irony.

Oh hey! She wants to help Marinette like in Evilustrator!

Oh boy! Exposition and Marinette noting she failed Chloe! She did, in a sense!

Look how they massacared my girls. The hair hunters got to them but didn't complete the job. Also I guess Kagami and Zoe are part of the girlsquad now. Wish I could've seen that development.

I used to have a movie night with a friend every Wednesday.

Kagami status: cooking

Oh. Just a friend?

Wait, love.

Also I'm liking Zoe comforting Sabrina about this. Cute!

Hamster named Marinette again lmao

It should end like this, honestly. Adrien's a Virgo and you're a Leo. According to Astrology, you two are incompatible as hell.

The sudden turnaround lmao

Oh, so Felix's Henchgirl is going to preach to Zoe now!? Mylene I can understand, but Sabrina did zilch to you!

Oh boy! More dramatic irony!

Oooh, Zoe lore?

Yes! Go Adrien! Stand up for yourself!

Oh my god that was instantaneous. Sabrina W.

Another decent mind-control akuma.

Wait, he loves being a distraction? I guess the Marinette salters were wrong.

So did they decide on the Miraculers as well in the episode 11 flashback?

Outfit upgrade! (Although I think this was in episode 2 as well. Yet Marinette was alright with Miss Hound taking her motorbike. Was it because she was helping her? What is the timeline on this stupid season?)

Ah, Pegasus again. This is the second time. Will this be a common thing?

And a detransform phase for the powerups. That was missing all the way back in season 2!

Alright, quick pajama review for the new PJs:

Mylene: She's wearing Ivan's season 1 shirt. It's so good.

Rose: The unicorn kigurumi (or is it onesie? What's the difference between the two?) it hyper-fitting. I'd also be jolly if Rose had handmedowns from Juleka as PJs and vice versa.

Juleka: I always imagined her as wearing handmedowns from Luka as PJs and occasionally regular clothes. Unless we wanna imagine Luka in that black tank and sweatpants.

Kagami: Silky rich pajamas are good!

Zoe: Yeah, sure. She has so little going on for her that I'm down with anything.

And Zobrina. On one hand I do love extra yuri, but Zoe isn't beating the "meant to take everything Chloe was going to have post-redemption" allegations. I'm more of a Julerozoe fan anyways.

Eh. I don't like the new cut that much. Kindof a downgrade and not even that different. I'd rather grow her hair out. I love short-haired girls with long hair and vice versa.

Jesse-ass sounding prick

That was a good episode! It felt like good damage control after Chloe's Swan Song that was trying to say: "If you're a bully in middle school you aren't scum less redeemable than an actual supervillain and deserve to live with your abusive mother." And it worked!

So I marked off everything I believe in for S6 from the past two episodes with two new colors. Cyan means I think it's happening but not yet confirmed while piss yellow means it's deconfirmed. I love the CYM color scheme. For example, it seems like Zoe's getting some extra backstory and the fact that Sabrina and Ivan have focus episodes makes me think Nathmarc might too, but I don't have any proof for either of those.

Wow, if those cyans become magentas we have 4/5s of a bingo!

As for the Axes of Funk, making Ladybug and Chat Noir into Sabrina Zombies would probably make them drop their guard, but the handcuffs stuff would be better. Also the car is cool, but overall I prefer the original Rogercop design.

[stere0typical]

if Clara Oswald has 1 million fans I am one, if Clara Oswald has 10 thousand fans I am one, if Clara Oswald has 10 fans I am one. If Clara Oswald has 1 fan it is me. If Clara Oswald has 0 fans, I am dead.

If the world is against Clara Oswald, I am against the world <3

[6ebe]

NOOOOO 💀💀💀

[wildspringday]

rachel zegler via instagram

[yellingaboutmasseffect]

The Rise of the Skywalker is the worst Star Wars I ever seen and I have never experienced such a terrible movie that has left me feeling carved out and hollow inside.

God damn the way this movie treated the trio from TFA and gave the most emotional breathing room to Kylo Ren is the tippy top of the bullshit that was this movie experience